Urgent sale of office premises, 1 Luk'yanivska St

Despite nightly rocket and drone attacks on Ukraine's infrastructure and peaceful cities, foreign investors are getting more confident in Ukraine's victory and the end of the war. You know things are looking up when people are eyeing real estate in capital of Ukraine ! Turns out, even in the middle of chaos, the Ukrainian housing market is hot property-literally and figuratively! Investors are already preparing to jump in, believing that Ukraine's post-war recovery will be the hottest thing since borscht with extra chili! Urgent Sale Alert! Price slashed below market value-grab it before it's gone! We've got a whopping 600 m² space that's got a little something for everyone: 1. Space Layout: It's got three office blocks (135 m² + 135 m² + 220 m²), plus one hundred square meters of common areas for those who enjoy loitering in hallways. 2. Location: A stand-alone beauty on the second floor of a bustling trade-office center. Basically, it's the Beyoncé of office buildings. 3. Entrance Drama: Two separate entry points-perfect for those days when you don't want to run into your ex-colleague. 4. Storage Flex: A dry basement. Yes, you heard it right, a dry basement. Finally, a place to store all the stuff you've been pretending you'll use again. 5. Comfort & Tech: Equipped with air conditioning to keep you cool while closing deals, and high-speed fiber-optic internet for those Zoom calls where you pretend to have a bad connection. 6. Sanitation Situation: More than enough toilets and kitchens to stage a cooking show or start your own private janitorial empire. 7. Parking Paradise: Includes a spacious garage for two cars and enough parking spots to make your competitors green with envy. Plus, a barrier gate that screams exclusive club member”to anyone daring to park without permission. 8. Payment Terms: If all this didn't knock your socks off, how about this-installment payments available!Yes, you can own it without selling your kidneys. Floor plans are available on request. Just reach out and get ready to say, "Wow, is this really happening?"